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Mud Puppet 

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery
The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again
Mud Puppet by Vobden September 1, 2021

Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.
Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.
Mississippi Mud Puppet by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Vietnamese mud puppet

A sex act in which someobody pushes their arm through someone’s entire digestive system and yanks the other persons uvula until they repeatedly vomit, they use this vomit as lubricant for a wank on a third person
Susan was ecstatic after getting a Vietnamese mud puppet

Mudmuppet 

1. A low-IQ BIPOC;

2. The mixed-race spawn of a Kalergi coupling;

3. The homogenized mass of humanity left following the replacement of European peoples by jews.
Decades of unremitting invasions from the Third World left their mark on Europe and North America in the form of an increasing population of cretinous, culturally bereft, racially indistinct mudmuppets who were as the term suggests putty in the hands of the jew-controlled media to do their every bidding.
Mudmuppet by JebediahSpringfield88 November 26, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026