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Mr. Belvedere 

To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.
I Mr. Belvedered myself.
Mr. Belvedere by DiggerMan March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedere 

verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.
Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...
Mr. Belvedere by Nannerpuss March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedered 

spontaneously ejaculated in your pants because you were touched inappropriately
Mr. Belvedered by harg19 August 31, 2010

Mr. Belvedere 

A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.
"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"
Mr. Belvedere by Mikey851 August 14, 2008

Mr. Belvedere 

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.
Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.
Mr. Belvedere by amikke01 December 9, 2008

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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