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Mr. Belvedere 

To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.
I Mr. Belvedered myself.
Mr. Belvedere by DiggerMan March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedere 

verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.
Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...
Mr. Belvedere by Nannerpuss March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedered 

spontaneously ejaculated in your pants because you were touched inappropriately
Mr. Belvedered by harg19 August 31, 2010

Mr. Belvedere 

A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.
"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"
Mr. Belvedere by Mikey851 August 14, 2008

Mr. Belvedere 

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.
Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.
Mr. Belvedere by amikke01 December 9, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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