mr. belvediered 

(verb) for a man to sit on his testicles and/or scrotum

aaaah! i just mr. belvediered myself

mr. belvediered by bluntbillie December 13, 2009

Mr. Belvedere 

To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.

I Mr. Belvedered myself.

Mr. Belvedere by DiggerMan March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedere 

verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.

Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...

Mr. Belvedere by Nannerpuss March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedered 

spontaneously ejaculated in your pants because you were touched inappropriately

Mr. Belvedered in my pants

Mr. Belvedered by harg19 August 31, 2010

Mr. Belvedere 

A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.

"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"

Mr. Belvedere by Mikey851 August 14, 2008

Mr. Belvedere 

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.

Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.

Mr. Belvedere by amikke01 December 9, 2008