Mr Miyagi Soda Machine 

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.

Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009

Mr Miyagi

A person that was born in the country of China (also referred to as a chinaman) who is very wise and has a vast knowledge of mathematics or any other logical subject. This person is always consulted in mathematical or logical questions and they have a habit of helping everybody out either you want there help or not. This is like the Mr miyagi from the movie karate kid who had a vast knowledge of karate.

Fuck that Sam ling from chem and calculus, hes such a fucking Mr Miyagi. Hes always helping jessica the girl that i want to fuck everyday and night.

Mr Miyagi by chinamaneatsushi April 6, 2011

Mr. Miyagi 

Racially charged word for marijuana, or being high on marijuana. Comes from the love of Karate Kid & the fact marijuana makes your eyes sleepy like an asian man.

"Damn! It smells like Mr. Miyagi son!"

"Who got that Miyagi"

Mr. Miyagi by Craig Hammer January 16, 2009

mr. miagi

v. to snatch up something very quickly, namely annoying flies that bother you while you are trying to think of very funny words.

also to snatch anything you want, but in a quick fashion and semi-discreetly.

i swear, if that fly doesnt knock it off i'm gonna mr. miagi it with the quickness.

mr. miagi by kurticus June 25, 2006

Mr. Miyagi technique 

An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.

“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”

Mr. Miyagi technique by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

mr. miyagi 

marijuana

Hey hit me up with some mr. miyagi

mr. miyagi by rollin_balls February 24, 2009

Mr. Miyagi 

The art of beating your dick so fucking hard in the shower to the point where your about to cum. Just before doing so you kneel down over the drain. When you cum you will swish the sperm into the holes of the drain. Succeeding will be followed a screeching KOBE!

I'm gonna commit a massive Mr. Miyagi

Mr. Miyagi by 69DickBasher69 November 14, 2018