5 definitions by Biggie dick

Cum flower

When you bust into an intricate design of a flower then freeze it. When solid take it and throw that flower into the woman’s pussy and give her anal while she gets pregnant off of your frozen cum.

I cum flowered Her last night. I now am the new father of 3 children. I gotta fucking dip!

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

Flaming Dick

When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.

I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

Horny platypus

When your hitting a woman from behind so hard that she chatters. She than disappears and a new woman with a a fedora comes in and gives you a foot job whilst you ask where’s perry.

Dave: I was so confused when she did the horny platypus on me last night
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

Let’s Yeet this wheat

A notch up from the popular term let’s get this bread but used only if you are a divine being

Good morning gamers let’s Yeet this wheat!
Enlightened 100

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

Mr. Miyagi technique

An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.

“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018