snicket

an onomatopoeia, the sound wolverines claws make when they are unsheathed! sweet!

"hey bub, look at my shiny toys..."

*snicket!*

by kurticus May 15, 2007

scrigglin

when my wife scrunches and wiggles her toes in a cute fashion and somehow just doing that makes me compelled to do things for her, like laundry or dishes.

me: "babe, i'm tired..."

wife: *scrigglin her toes*

me: "shit, ok i'll do stuff."

by kurticus July 27, 2010

eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

zip yo lip

a term used for wack ass mothers who talk to much.

"zip yo lip nigga, damn!"

by kurticus May 15, 2007

scrota soda

Similar to "Choda Soda," Scrota Soda is the sweat that accumulates in between the schlong and the scrote.

Chad decided to help Zak move and, before he knew it, had a full cup of scrota soda in his shorts.

by kurticus June 04, 2007

mr. miagi

v. to snatch up something very quickly, namely annoying flies that bother you while you are trying to think of very funny words.

also to snatch anything you want, but in a quick fashion and semi-discreetly.

i swear, if that fly doesnt knock it off i'm gonna mr. miagi it with the quickness.

by kurticus June 24, 2006

peace out cub scout

one of the best things to say as you are leaving a social event.

group: "see ya kurt!"

kurt: "peace out cub scout."

by kurticus June 12, 2007