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1.
A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.
Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.
by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003
 
2.
an Italian person with a moustache
he's a moustachio!
by bobcheese February 22, 2003
 
3.
A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.
someone is actually talking to moustachio.
by j-roc November 03, 2003
 
4.
a species of monkey/human... this species has all the abilities of a human, but also has more hair than a monkey butt
oh, my god! it's mustachio-man!
by Yamasa February 22, 2003