A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.
Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.
by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003
A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.
someone is actually talking to moustachio.
by j-roc November 03, 2003