mouchter

Mouchter is a North east of Scotland term for an ugly female & is pronounced 'moo-chter' the 'ch' sound is said the same way as in the word 'loch'.

yer ma is a right proper mouchter

mouchter by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010

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Mouthterbating

Slang for autofellatio, or when you masturbate with your own mouth.

Last night I was mouthterbating. My mouth still tastes salty!

Mouthterbating by Mouthterbating August 30, 2014

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Mochter

(n.) Scottish slang: Someone who is repulsive in both looks and dress sense. Expresses complete disgust in a person.

"Oh my holy f*ck, check the state of that mochter."

Mochter by ifjanat January 21, 2012

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moichter

Scottish term for a spaz

Your a totally moichter

moichter by Greg August 1, 2003

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Mouchtar

A black guy. A REALLLLY black guy. Legend says he has and ULTRA BBC. Really fun and chilled guy who can fall asleep anywhere.

Damn. What a Mouchtar that black man is.

Mouchtar by Yourmum'sdaddy November 23, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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