2 definitions by oddjob in the shire
Mouchter is a North east of Scotland term for an ugly female & is pronounced 'moo-chter' the 'ch' sound is said the same way as in the word 'loch'.
by oddjob in the shire November 2, 2010
This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
by oddjob in the shire November 2, 2010