Motorbate 

when a woman motorboats a fat man's titties while jacking him off

shayna motorbated sam on her lunch break.

she motorboated his moobs while jacking off his cock.

Motorbate by bubbalous116 July 23, 2010

motorcade maker 

Synonym of parade maker. A motorist who drives well below the maximum speed limit, causing a long tailback of vehicles, thus giving the impression of said vehicles driving in convoy.

"I couldn't get Frank to the station on time, 'cause some motorcade maker held up the traffic for a good 2 miles."

motorcade maker by Macintalk March 2, 2009

merbaderb 

A bumbling oaf.. a complete bumblefuck. One who cannot chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. They usually sport a dopey expression and have poor hygiene. They can be male or female . They are dumb as a box of hammers.

My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?

merbaderb by Willie shaverpus November 10, 2022

Motorbate 

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Sandy motorbates to stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

Motorbate by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008

motorbate 

to masturbate whilst motorboating a woman

i'd motorbate that
those tits look great, but theyd look better with me motorbating them
im going to motorbate the fuck out of you later

motorbate by JonStonehill March 19, 2011

motorcade 

Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".

After September 11, some Americans adorned their cars with little flags that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway world the full force and vigor of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than yours. In fact, the flags made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder film -- whence the term -- and a week or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more accurately the current state of national affairs.

These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans, and far more patriotic than you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags are on *your* car?

gah, another fuckin' motorcade! grab dash yo

motorcade by Mick December 27, 2004

Motorbate 

Masterbating while motorboating some boobies

Biff needs to motorbate to get the job done.

Motorbate by voodoobaby11 January 2, 2012