26 definitions by Willie shaverpus
Similar to a vampire except instead of sucking blood . They suck the life ,humor ,and general happiness in anyone's life surrounding them.. a literal drain on your happiness and energy.this is done through acts of utter and constant stupidity , the bumbling of even the most simple acts and general fuckery and total disregard for others around them .a lazy fat turd that sucks the life's blood from you.
See also ...my brother in law.
See also ...my brother in law.
Great ..Count Fuckupula is coming over to wreck my evening with his nonsense..Draining the life's blood from me.. why can't your brother visit when I'm not home?
by Willie shaverpus March 27, 2022
The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.
by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022
Instead of completely fabulous its completely fucked . Whether it be person,place ,or situation ...it is completely FUBAR with no hopes of improvement. Usually caused by a merb ,merbsicorn ,fuckjoy, or merbburgler . It can also be cause by other varieties of low lives as well.
Oh. ..that fucker just dropped a duece and plugged the toilet and flushed anyways. Now his shit is all over the bathroom floor... Simply merbtastic...
by Willie shaverpus March 21, 2023
A great nickname for someone who constantly wheezes due to allegies,ashma,smoking cigarettes weed,or the like. May be used as a term of endearment or annoyance depending on the individual.
1. Better get wheezy McWheezerson his inhaler...he's at it again.
2. Yo!!! Wheezy McWheezerson... lay off the smokes.. that shit will kill you fool.
3. After we're done smoking this bowl.. we all gon be a wheezy McWheezerson.. cuz thus dope is dank !!!!!
2. Yo!!! Wheezy McWheezerson... lay off the smokes.. that shit will kill you fool.
3. After we're done smoking this bowl.. we all gon be a wheezy McWheezerson.. cuz thus dope is dank !!!!!
by Willie shaverpus October 6, 2023
1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
by Willie shaverpus December 16, 2022
1.A slang phrase commonly used when you see a fellow worker or friend about to or is in the process of fucking something up or fucking up a social situation. 2. A generalized disapproval of what one of your peers are doing to something or someone in a given situation
1.Oi!!!!! Ya bastard.... your weld is too hot... it's burning right through..yoiur fuckin it ..ya bloody buffoon!!!
2. Yoiur fuckin it!!! Stop trying to impress the shelias with your progressive thoughts....yoiur fuckin it for the whole lot.. we all got blue balls over herre.
2. Yoiur fuckin it!!! Stop trying to impress the shelias with your progressive thoughts....yoiur fuckin it for the whole lot.. we all got blue balls over herre.
by Willie shaverpus May 5, 2023
When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..
by Willie shaverpus August 8, 2023