Tard Motel 

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.

I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.

Tard Motel by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

El Roacho motel

A dive motel in the Southwest.

Well the dope mule is down at the El Roacho motel.

El Roacho motel by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

bates motel 

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.

Is this the bates motel or what?

bates motel by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

no-tell-motel 

Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.

If it advertises hourly rates, steer clear!

no-tell-motel by just some random guy June 26, 2005

Motel Monarch 

A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things

Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?

Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year

Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?

Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.

Example 2:

Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.

Motel Monarch by Catman - 63 July 12, 2017

Motel Hot 

A girl who would only be considered attractive when compared to the women and/or prostitutes hanging around sleazy motels. Implies the girl is sexually promiscious; however any male would have to be desperate or drunk before approaching the girl.

There was no talent at the club tonight, the hotest girls were only motel hot.

Motel Hot by ZJweb May 9, 2009

motel slut 

A person who lives in a motel to avoid paying utility bills, avoid child support payment and hides from the police for criminal charges against them.

Have you seen that couple who was going through that nasty divorce lately?
Why do you ask?
You didn't hear?She filed for child support and is now stuck with paying all the utility bills, credit cards, etc. He just seemed to disappear.

Oh that couple lol!Yeah he is staying at the super 8 down the street. He's also wanted for theft.He was having an affair and is now in hiding.

What a motel slut!

motel slut by Missa Anne January 25, 2018