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Someone who buzzes around you, never stopping their chit-chat even when they are asked to, and although their voice and\or subject of discussion is extremely annoying. Being a mosquito is very common in preteens(especially if those maniacs are fucking gifted), but can be found also in adults.
Stop buzzing around me, mosquito!
by P.R. July 18, 2006
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The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.
Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.

The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
by sewingmachineohno July 31, 2011
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1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina
"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."
by eduardo June 18, 2004
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Those little bastard fly-like things that swarm at you and ruin the outdoors for canoers.
"Holy s**t! Those little mosquito f**kers just ate my baby!"
by Andrew Snedden September 14, 2003
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v. To shock or repulse. Adj.: mosquitoed. From the Mosquito device, an ultrasonic gadget used in teenage crowd dispersion in public places in South Wales, England, since 2005, which may or may not be responsible for the record number of teenage suicides in Bridgend, South Wales, 2006-2008. More than 7,000 Mosquito devices are now in operation in England, Europe, Canada and America. It emits an unpleasant sound that can only be heard by 15-27 year-olds.
Classical music has the unfortunate effect of mosquitoing his brains.

David was left totally mosquitoed by the experience.
by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008
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Word for the less desirables in society. Those who reproduce at high rates and drain the society.Common Examples in the USA are White Trash, niggers,drug users and wet backs. Where as being White, Black, Hispanic does not make you a mosquito, your nature to reproduce uncontrollably and remain on welfare does.
I saw a mosquito bitch on Springer yesterday, she weighed 400lbs and had thug 10 kids.
by Rock Hardington October 01, 2004
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A ringtone that emits an ultrasonic tone that is supposedly inaudiable to anyone over 25
"hey man, guess what?"
"what?"
"my cell went off in geometry today"
"bummer, good thing you have the mosquito"
" dude, i know"
by crazylilfcboy October 20, 2008
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