eduardo's definitions

Hamidi

Unexplained homosexual behaviour. Usually involves a family number either the father o runcle.

Cut this hamidi out i dont feel lyke ass fuckin

by Eduardo January 7, 2005

Sea-Man

A slang for cum when he is sailing in orgasmic fluids. one individual thread of semen.

Yo get this sea man out of my eye

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

Bivales

A sea shell that has two parts

There are many bivales in the ocean

by Eduardo June 4, 2003

El Nino

Anal activities which occur at three times the speed of the sound. Can cause intense redness and diahrrea, may be fatal.

I got an El Nino, fuck wat they teach u dumb ass slow and steady leads the way

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

mosquito

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

by eduardo June 18, 2004

toston request

#1 it's when you go to a restaurant and you request that they bring you a toston.
#2 it's when a male "recostar" "rub" his tallywacker in any part of the women's body.

#1 You go to a restaurant and say "Sir! Bring me a toston!"

#2 "Maurizio request your toston!"

by Eduardo April 23, 2004

language mananguage

A language created by a Princeton University professor of entymology Gregory M. Taylor, III. Basically consists of substituting the first consenants in a word with the word "man".

Chillin manillin with Bob Dylan.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004