eduardo's definitions

Ip

A dildo coated in fish and chips. Is very good for performing the Parham

Thanks dad this ips the best present ever

by Eduardo January 6, 2005

shady business

1. Events considered to be shady.
2. Business conducted in a shady area (under a tree, behind a tall building).

1. He sold you 1.5 for thirty? That's some shady business!
2. Gee, it's hot out. I hope that this transaction is some shady business.

by Eduardo August 11, 2004

straight rope

1. A piece of rope that is straight.
2. (slang) Highly potent marijuana.

1. I will climb up that rock face with this straight rope.
2. This shit's straight rope, dog.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

Sea-Man

A slang for cum when he is sailing in orgasmic fluids. one individual thread of semen.

Yo get this sea man out of my eye

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

language mananguage

A language created by a Princeton University professor of entymology Gregory M. Taylor, III. Basically consists of substituting the first consenants in a word with the word "man".

Chillin manillin with Bob Dylan.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

mosquito

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

by eduardo June 18, 2004

toston request

#1 it's when you go to a restaurant and you request that they bring you a toston.
#2 it's when a male "recostar" "rub" his tallywacker in any part of the women's body.

#1 You go to a restaurant and say "Sir! Bring me a toston!"

#2 "Maurizio request your toston!"

by Eduardo April 23, 2004