eduardo's definitions

Bivales

A sea shell that has two parts

There are many bivales in the ocean

by Eduardo June 4, 2003

El Nino

Anal activities which occur at three times the speed of the sound. Can cause intense redness and diahrrea, may be fatal.

I got an El Nino, fuck wat they teach u dumb ass slow and steady leads the way

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

Sea-Man

A slang for cum when he is sailing in orgasmic fluids. one individual thread of semen.

Yo get this sea man out of my eye

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

shady business

1. Events considered to be shady.
2. Business conducted in a shady area (under a tree, behind a tall building).

1. He sold you 1.5 for thirty? That's some shady business!
2. Gee, it's hot out. I hope that this transaction is some shady business.

by Eduardo August 11, 2004

straight rope

1. A piece of rope that is straight.
2. (slang) Highly potent marijuana.

1. I will climb up that rock face with this straight rope.
2. This shit's straight rope, dog.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

Pulchy

Meaning bad or unwanted

The boy was being felt in a pulchy way by the gay man.

by Eduardo April 17, 2005

Ip

A dildo coated in fish and chips. Is very good for performing the Parham

Thanks dad this ips the best present ever

by Eduardo January 6, 2005