An Islamic Mexican.
Guido: What religion are you?
Jose: Muslim.

Guido: Where are you from?
Jose: Mexico.

Guido: You are a mosquito.
by Gibson3000 September 07, 2010
The act of placing your balls onto the eyes of a passed out subject and laying your cock down their nose. Giving them the look of a mosquito.
I am going to mosquito that drunk ass, get the camera.
by JDKrazy October 16, 2007
A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.
Mosquitoes suck dick
by TanooKirby June 02, 2003
Ass hole that is more annoying than that one kid in school who's only dialogue is "gay" when you interact with it.
I was having a nice day until a mosquito bit me. What an asshole.
by hasdu July 05, 2014
A female that's annoying and easy to smash... Like a mosquito
She's such f*ckin mosquito....
by Ymelissamichele May 01, 2014
The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.
Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013
Merchant Of Some Quite Unnecessary Irritating Trashy Object (acronym)
Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.
by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013

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