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merrelli 

hot, Italian sportscar that goes 0 to 60 in 3 seconds flat.
I love driving my Merrelli on the freeway.
merrelli by mimi62181 February 7, 2010

Nicholas Morrell 

A world famous weightlifter. Widely known for a terrible incident which occurred at the Florida Olympics in 2006, involving a huge hernia which explosively decimated his penis and balls. He now lives hoping a girl will accept him for his personality, even though he has a man-minge.
man dude, that would suck to be nicholas morrell

god i feel so bad for nick's penis and balls!
Nicholas Morrell by RKay September 16, 2007

Morelliesque 

A bad performance by a quarterback. Named after former Penn State quarterback Anthony Morelli.
We might have had a chance of winning if not for that Morelliesque performance by our quarterback.
Morelliesque by Sajak October 3, 2010

Murrellism 

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .
"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"
Murrellism by Scott November 26, 2003

anthony morelli 

Worst College Football QB Penn State has ever seen...
1: How did Anthony Morelli do today?
2: He passed for 1000 yards and scored 18TD.
1: Who cares he still sucks

You can't ever see his name in newspapers without Interception next to it
anthony morelli by Avais Khan January 4, 2009

Morwellian 

1. Morwellian. noun. A term used to describe the way the Australian authorities treated the citizens of the town of Morwell in East Gippsland, the state of Victoria, following an out-of-control fire in the Hazelwood Open Cut Mine.

The mine supplies brown coal to the nearby Hazelwood Power Station. Following the fires, the town of Morwell and its surrounding villages were subjected to a thick cloud of smoke, which contained dangerous amounts of small particles. The local residents and brave fire fighters tackling the blaze were forced to inhale this smoke for days whilst the government authorities repeatedly lied to the public and the press - refusing to declare a state of emergency & instead stage managing the disaster and using it for political grandstanding.

2. Morwellian. verb. A term used to describe a government when they frequently lie to the public about the health risks and dangers of an event, such as a open-cut coal-mine fire, refusing to evacuate residents from the presence of danger and instead using the suffering of the people as an opportunity for political grandstanding.
1. Dr Rosemary Lester gave an Morwellian speech to the press & media in hope of deliberately misleading the public to the dangers smoke from the fire at the Hazelwood Open-Cut Mine for the residents Morwell & other local towns and villages. “This is not an evacuation,” she said. “It is an advice for a temporary relocation until the air quality improves.”

The following are examples of the desperate outcries given by members of the public following Morwellian behaviour from the governing authorities:

"We are in the dark, we don't know what's going on,"

"No one knows what it's going to do to our long-term health."

“We can’t sleep, we can’t go outside, we can’t breathe,”

“There’s people in the street wearing masks every day."

“You can’t continue to allow this to happen.”

2. Dennis Napthine was feeling a little Morwellian after his visit to the town of Morwell.

"Mr Napthine wasn't always a very nice man. On days when he was feeling Morwellian he would call press conferences and lie to the public." - from Mark Twain's 'It's all gone Morwell'

"If you want a picture of the future imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever." - George Orwells response to the Morwellian treatment of the residents of Morwell.

"He who controls the past controls the future, he who controls the present controls the past." - George Orwell summarising the Morwellian behaviour of the Australian Media as they speculated about the possible date the fire in the Hazelwood Mine would end.
Morwellian by Anonymous_Au March 9, 2014