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Moronist 

Someone who doesn't care about your race, gender or religion, but doesn't like you because you are a moron.

In today's world this is what makes you moronist:
You don't like people who play videos laud on their mobile phone while on the airplane or any other public transportation
You don't like people who touch bread in the shop with their bare hands
You don't like people who play on the mobile phone while walking in the Tube during the rush hour
You don't like people who throw rubbish around
You don't like people who do stupid things and don't care about other human beings around them
The list is endless.
I don't care what's your background, I don't like you because you don't care about others around you. I am a moronist.
Moronist by irefusestupidity April 15, 2020
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A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
Mormonics by broncogunner June 12, 2008

Mormonistan 

Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.

2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!

Mormonization 

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
Mormons by crisper2 March 17, 2011

Mormonitis 

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
Mormonitis by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014

Who Wants to Be a Moronionaire 

A game show parody hosted by David Zinkin on alt.tv.game-shows from February to August of 2000 to combat the idiots of the group. It is a satire of the hit ABC quiz show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Spoofs of many classic game shows were part of this satire.
Keep feeding trolls and posting things you can't prove, and you'll wind up on Who Wants to Be a Moronionaire!