Mormoning

To use a non-valid response as an explanation, other than throaty tones and slurred words.

Bro Chris gave a "mormon" explanation for why he didnt clean off the keyboard.

or

Brother Joseph is "mormoning" his way out of a circle jerk, once again

or Elder Kirkpatrich "mormoned" his way out of "dusting the pine" with The Troop

"uuhhhhhhhh welllllll, ha ha ya knowww..."

by Jsmithstersaltlakemomo July 4, 2009

Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

by broncogunner June 13, 2008

Mormon

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"

by Mr. Twinkieface September 27, 2020

Mormonization

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon

Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.

by adark,aardvark,china,k-zark July 18, 2011

Mormon

The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.

Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!

by TheReelDealMC February 9, 2017

Mormons

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.

My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.

by crisper2 March 3, 2011

Mormon

A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"

by Gloverboy6 January 11, 2010