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4 definitions by broncogunner

 
1.
A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.
by broncogunner June 12, 2008
 
2.
A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner August 07, 2008
 
3.
The act of returning (backwashing) about 60% of the fluid that enters their mouth back in to the container that the fluid came from while drinking.
I could feel the chunks going down my throat when I drank that kidtaminated Sprite.
by broncogunner April 23, 2009
 
4.
A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner July 27, 2008