4 definitions by broncogunner

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A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.
by broncogunner June 12, 2008

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A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner August 07, 2008

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The act of returning (backwashing) about 60% of the fluid that enters their mouth back in to the container that the fluid came from while drinking.
I could feel the chunks going down my throat when I drank that kidtaminated Sprite.
by broncogunner April 23, 2009

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A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner July 27, 2008

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