mormin-shmormin 

"A temple garment (also referred to as garments, or Mormon underwear)2 is a type of underwear worn by a vast majority of adherents of the Latter Day Saint movement, after they have taken part in the Endowment ceremony. Garments are worn both day and night and are required for any previously endowed adult to enter a temple.3 The undergarments are viewed as a symbolic reminder of the covenants made in temple ceremonies and are seen as either a symbolic or literal source of protection from the evils of the world.4"

Hilarious right? Yea, they are now 'mormin-shmormins'. Because it reflects how utterly ridiculous it actually is to have special pants to keep out the penis/vagina demons! :O

Hey, you look pretty sexy in those mormin-shmormins.

mormin-shmormin by MrImportant September 30, 2012

Red eye in the morning 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

Red eye in the morning by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

It’s Morbin Time 

When you’re a living vampire named Michael Morbius and confront a bunch of bad guys in a spooky place, you then shout “It’s Morbin Time!” at the top of your lungs and then proceed to morb over everybody until there’s not a living thing left to morb.

I knew I was fucked when I heard a loud noise with the phrase “It’s Morbin Time!” being yelled as I start getting morbed on

It’s Morbin Time by King Neanderthal April 3, 2022

It's Morbin' Time.

Famous catchphrase uttered by Morbius at the climax of the highest-grossing film of all time, "Morbius".

"I cried when he said "It's Morbin' Time." such an emotional moment!"

It's Morbin' Time. by Morboid April 30, 2022

Morning Load 

The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.

Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.

Morning Load by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022

two-shit morning 

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.

You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.

two-shit morning by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018

Momina 

Momina is a beautiful, modest girl who has a heart of gold. When you look at her she posses such purity and noor (light) in her face that you can't help but have so much love for her. She carries characteristics of a virtuous, pious woman with great wisdom and compassion for others. She is known to be very lovable and innocent and has so much beauty both internally and externally that her personality shines through. Momina is the type of girl who is quite private with her life so the more you talk to her the more you want to get to know her. Everyone wants to become friends with Momina as she is someone who is respectable amongst her peers, and is seen as someone who you would always turn to for advice and moral support as she never judges. Momina is the type of girl who is always giving but recieves very little back, she never complains and is always happy. Any guy will be extremely lucky to have a Momina as their girlfriend or even better as their wife, as she is every guy's ideal pious wife so never let her go cos she is one of a kind and you will live with regret if you do. Momina is a sweet, loving girl who is always up for a laugh and can be a bit crazy which only a few people are lucky enough to see that side of.

I need help, I need advice, I need Momina!

Whoa look at her face glow like a Momina

Bro I would marry that girl Momina ASAP if I was you cos you don't know who else might take her off your hands just saying....

Momina by A.M.Cloud May 2, 2019