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Mortenism 

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.
Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.
Mortenism by toripanda77 June 2, 2009
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Mormonistan 

Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.

2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!

Marmanisas 

LGBTQ PEOPLE:*celebrates pride month*
Marmanisas:*Goes home and sleeps*
Marmanisas by Marmanisa July 2, 2019

Morganism 

In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.
Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"
Morganism by mp3s April 24, 2013

Morganism 

The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).
I am a believer of Morganism
Morganism by MrHypothetical July 4, 2012

Rick Moranis 

The sexual act of adorning a homemade tactical helmet/magnifying glass and suspending yourself with a harness, above a splaying woman sitting in a kiddie pool filled with milk and Cheerios, in order to perform cunnilingus on her.
I totally Rick Moranis'd this girl yesterday. It was awesome.
Rick Moranis by CHOPPER_DAVE September 26, 2009

Reverse Rick Moranis 

When a girl puts on a strap-on penis and anally penetrates a man with shaggy hair. It's called Reverse Rick Moranis for the reversal of sex roles, the shaggy hair which provides the girl with something to hold onto, and the high pitch of the mans voice after the act (similar to Rick Moranis' voice all the time).
Scott: Man, Nick you don't sound too good.
Nick: It was Katie's birthday, so I let her Reverse Rick Moranis me.