by Sparkle donkey 912 March 8, 2018
The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.
Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"
Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"
Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"
by ChromeCock April 8, 2017
An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.
by Batman April 12, 2002
You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
by Muse_Luver October 29, 2009
by Axa August 24, 2005
the person that mops up the semen after a porn movie scene is shot, (most likely the janitor of the studio)
Bob, has a tough job, being a giz mopper is not easy, by the end of the day, his hands are all sticky.
by paco_jerte May 3, 2006
When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.
(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
by Legendaryshopbesties December 1, 2021