Top Definition
Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.
I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.
#cum #rag #kleenex #paper tower #penis #cock #dick
by RexGibson December 04, 2005
A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.
The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.

No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!
#cum #sex #cock #semen #jizz #rag #towel #panties #dick #penis #lulz
by Pedo bear October 27, 2007
a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose
You know Jane the cheerleader? She's the football team's cumrag on road games.
by MartinBlank March 30, 2005
someone or something u use to wipe ur dick with after ejaculating
Adam - dude i accidently used my girlfriends english essay as a cum rag last night!

John - thats awesome!
#cunt #cunty #cuntlips #cunt hole #fuckin cunt
by c-bomb February 03, 2006
A Rag used constantly to clean up Cum after beating off a Penis
Tim used his Cum Rag to clean up his jizz after accidently dripping some on the table.
#cum #penis #dick #rag #rags
by LL Jonsey January 17, 2009
Brawny Towel, dishcloth, crusty old sock, family pictures, unsuspecting poodle used to keep nut off the carpet
#1) My girlfriend knows she's just a cumrag and she's cool with it.
#2) My cumrag gives me money so's I stay home at night.
#3) I had to strangle that cumrag... she snorted all my meth.
#cumrag #god #family #country #mother
by joe35205 June 21, 2006
1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates
1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?
by Jack September 26, 2003
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