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1. cum rag
Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.
I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.
2. cum rag
A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.
The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.

No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!
3. cum rag
someone or something u use to wipe ur dick with after ejaculating
Adam - dude i accidently used my girlfriends english essay as a cum rag last night!

John - thats awesome!
4. Cum Rag
A Rag used constantly to clean up Cum after beating off a Penis
Tim used his Cum Rag to clean up his jizz after accidently dripping some on the table.
5. cum rag
1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.
1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!
6. Cum Rag
A worthless person. A person that deserves no respect.
A girl that everyone gets to fuck. An easy lay.
Paola is such a fucking CUM RAG, she just sits around doing nothing all day long, what worthless piece of shit!

Carol is such a CUM RAG, the whole town has gotten a piece of her.
7. cum rag
A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.
Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.

(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
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