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I managed to offload on her tits.
offload by Ian Chode May 19, 2005
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When you are removed from a plane for being too drunk
I'm sorry, but we're going to have to offload you
Offload by HMAN&DROCK July 19, 2011

offload that bage 

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!
offload that bage by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

suburban offroading 

When a person, or group of people drive on the lawns of subdivision homes, as opposed to the street. Similar to a lawn job, but with several random targets instead of a specific one. Also, destruction of property is usually minimal.
Man, suburban offroading in Mike's jeep last weekend was a blast. Let's go mailboxing next weekend.

Turkish Offroader 

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.
"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."
Turkish Offroader by BBone224 October 15, 2018

offroadaz 

The most popular club at P.A. with their infamous fire setting, cider drinking and skateboarding. Often heard saying "Offroadaz fo life!"
Did you see the fire engines last night, the offroadaz must have been up to their usual tricks!
offroadaz by Sean Mecca June 11, 2006
Offroad means to travel offroad
That last split decision when you decide you don't want to go through the tunnel or over the overpass or by pass the toll booth by jumping the concrete mediun strip at 100k's good thing your fourby has long travel in the suspension or otherwise your wheels and diffs will be left behind ~ or ~ overtaking that damned semi thats holding you up by cutting the corner (left hand bend) and cutting through the truck stop on the side of the road to squeeze past, or overtaking two vehicles travelling parrallel to each other by driving up the middle of them causing them to go offroad.
Offroad by rootyou May 16, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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