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punch a moose 

verb. 1) to take a large dump
My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.
punch a moose by JosephD August 31, 2006

Mouse Punch 

Smacking someone in the face with your erect penis
I mouse punched my girlfriend
Hey do you want a mouse punch
Can I give you a mouse punch
Mouse Punch by Pervington August 31, 2022

moosemunch 

When a guy with an extremely large nose tries to go down on a girl, but just can't gain entry.
1) His nose is to blame for all of his moosemunch encounters.

2) Vicki got moosemunched when she asked her Iraqi boyfriend to eat her out.

moosemunch by Maryjuana October 3, 2006

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026