JosephD's definitions

swat the cricket

verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs

After sleeping with that ho, I knew I would end up having to swat the cricket.

by JosephD September 2, 2006

spitters are quitters

1. upon the deposit of a load in one's mouth, this term refers to those that spit it out rather than complete the job properly

You can tell by looking at that group of girls that they don't swallow-- spitters are quitters.

by JosephD September 1, 2006

bean dip

n. 1. a swimming pool infested with Mexicans

Let's go to the bean dip for a swim.

by JosephD September 1, 2006

mangenity

noun. 1) to engage in anal intercourse with a man for the first time

When I dropped the soap at the prison shower, I unexpectedly lost my mangenity.

by JosephD August 29, 2006

bohica

noun. 1. short for "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again"

When I lost my 14th straight blackjack hand, I was pretty sure the next hand would be a bohica.

by JosephD August 29, 2006

punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis

That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.

by JosephD August 30, 2006