moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.
by imoose November 29, 2010
you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
by ADJMETT June 27, 2011
Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!
by Sakotheking December 1, 2013
by moosehead August 1, 2004
When you're having sex with a chick doggie-style and you two are facing the door and you yell real loud: "Moose!" The chick will then pull her head up and have a wide-eyed stupid look on her face. Right at that moment, put your hands behind her head with your fingers pointing upwards to look like antlers as your friend bursts in and takes a picture of her looking like a moose.
by Pellican January 31, 2009
by morgan dufoe August 12, 2006
Moose
by SwankHalo May 13, 2014