When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!
by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019
What is the plural for moose?
MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!
MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!
by starrilynight August 21, 2011
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
by OnTheMoose June 10, 2015
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."
by Mooseboy2 June 10, 2015
by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019
An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
by Moose September 24, 2003