A term of derision used to describe one who has lived in Perth, Western Australia their whole life, and who, upon hitting their mid-twenties, suddenly decides to move to Melbourne, where they will mostly hang out with other moosers.
by cli-cli February 19, 2004
A Two Mooser: is when a man and women man and a man or woman and a woman take both of their thumbs in a 69 position and put them in the others asshole and pull it open and then insert their tongue into the ass
The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position
The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position
by The Mooser January 11, 2019
A creepy version of mickey mouse in eastern Europe. He lures people in his warehouse and kills people and hangs their heads against the wall. Their blood as a result ends up on the ground.
Guy 1 : Yo I went to eastern Europe for vacation and Mickey Mooser almost killed me.
Guy 2 : Holy crap dude that's scary
Guy 1 : I know
Guy 2 : Holy crap dude that's scary
Guy 1 : I know
by Mickey Mooser December 5, 2019