mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007

mooge muffins 

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013

Mooelcher 

A mooelcher is a combination moocher (someone who is continously sponging and living off friends) and welcher (someone who routinely reneges on debts, especially debts owed on bets or wagers they just lost).

Properly pronounced the moo - is empashized much like a cow mooing as in "mooooooelcher!"

George rescheduled that dinner he owes us again. And then he hit me up for a cigarette even though he 'quit' smoking. What a moooooelcher!

The motherfuckin mooelcher just told me to add the twenty bucks he owes me for the Patriot game to the hundred he borrowed last week!

Mooelcher by Ivan Drakic June 20, 2009

Mooneekakas

Mooneekaka(s) is a greek word used as an insult for men. It means that a man is softy, weak, flabby.

-I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry
-You are so mooneekakas

Mooneekakas by greekfreakk June 20, 2020

lunar mooner 

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.

"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"

lunar mooner by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

mohjesus 

a combination of the prophet muhammed and jesus. created by two students in malden high.

yo whos better muhammed or jesus. idk lets just merge them into mohjesus.

mohjesus by jackal02546 May 27, 2011

moomer 

Similar to a "boomer" or a "zoomer," a "moomer" describes someone who is a Millenial, born between the years 1981 to 1996.

moomer: I still have another 10 years of student debt, I want to die.

boomer: These moomers always complain that they cant pay off their student loans... I worked my way through college!
zoomer: Shutup, boomer, lol xd.

moomer by drazahoib August 21, 2019