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moorhouse 

term used to describe a male that is a dickhead
oh that guy john is a total moorhouse!

i think matt is a moorhouse he told my mum i was pregnant

my friends say im a moorhouse mum is that bad?
moorhouse by MuFaSa CrOcKeR October 29, 2007

Moonhouse 

Synonym for outhouse.

Term exists because many old outhouses have a moon carved into the door.
That moonhouse by the highway smells like shit.
Moonhouse by ienjoyopium April 23, 2009

Montana Moonhouse 

Two people are going at it in an outhouse, the man standing, and the woman bent over. Either while or after the man climaxes, he shoves the woman's head into the septic pit.
Similar to a swirly, only instead of a semi-clean flushing toilet, they just get lots of feces all over their head.
Jana's hair sure smells shitty since the Montana Moonhouse.

mookhouse 

very large number of girls living in one house with fat mooks.

mook- nice vagina
see mook
i got kicked out of the mookhouse, said the 6 foot pidgeon man
mookhouse by suite54 December 14, 2010

Moorhoused 

The act of being beyond drunk to the point of utter and complete humiliation
My mate was absolutely moorhoused the other night, he came home wearing just a nappy and a woman's bra

Adam got completely Moorhoused at the Christmas meal, I'm not sure he'll ever live it down.

One time I was so Moorhoused I thought my hand was talking to me

Being Moorhoused is the reason I lost my house, wife, kids, job and self-respect
Moorhoused by Rob21920 November 23, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026