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moochifest

The act of using others and taking their possessions to fulfill one's own needs, but instead of calling it what it is ("theft") one attributes the new acquisition to one's ability to control metaphysical forces which redistribute goods. Most commonly used to describe dirty hippies "manifesting" marijuana or food.
"That damn, dirty hippy was complaining how he was out of herb, and low and behold, when he started rifling around in strangers' bags at the music festival, he managed to moochifest some smoke without paying for it!"

"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."
moochifest by guava c May 24, 2009
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mooshyness 

to be a wooshy with a soft heart
wooshy thinks lydia is very beuatiful and because of that he is acting very mooshyness
mooshyness by wooshy February 11, 2013

instant munchiness 

the instant munchies you get after smoking weed.
"dude, i so have instant munchiness!"
"after smoking the weed, we have total instant munchiness".
instant munchiness by kdcinsb September 26, 2010

moochinski 

a specific person who does many acts of mooching
That kid is quite the moochinski
moochinski by Maxwell11 December 24, 2007

Moodiness 

The opposite of joy. Characterized by consistent wearing of hoodies, a refusal to interact with sentient beings, and a persistent resentment towards others.
Cade is being moody again... His moodiness kills everyone's joy
Moodiness by Chuck Cracker December 6, 2020

Moochies 

Kissing fervently with loving passion
I can't wait to give you moochies
Moochies by Mathewroche January 1, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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