The one eyed monster 

Term/code name for your penis

I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.

The one eyed monster by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

one eyed monster 

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

one eyed monster by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.

When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.

one-eyed monster by Nick D February 4, 2004

wrestling the one eyed monster

To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis

wrestling the one eyed monster by A2K February 18, 2003

One eyed monster 

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

One eyed monster by Sex education April 22, 2019

one-eyed monster

Da wang

one-eyed monster by Anonymous September 30, 2003

one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

one-eyed monster by Patrick London July 18, 2006