13 definitions by Tony GuizzettiKingTG

Tacocat

Spell it backwards and you will see.

Asian boy1: i hope you like to eat Tacos.
Asian boy2: No i like to eat Cats.
Asian boy1: Oh... Well, i guess we can have a Tacocat then.
Asian boy2: YAY!!!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 14, 2017

Walmart

That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.

I would like to go to Walmart to buy my new fake mustache.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017

Clock-Watcher

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.

Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Vaptist

Baptizing a baby except only no water, just blowing a vape cloud in its face.

Man: May I confess to god right now father.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Oranga-tramp

A long haired ginger person

Son: Mommy mommy!
Mom: what son?
Son: why does that person have red hair?
Mom: DON'T LOOK AT THAT ORANGA-TRAMP, IT IS HIDEOUS!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG May 24, 2017

Ants on a log

When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.

Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Prostate Galore

When the doctors can't figure out what is wrong with you, so they get five or more doctors to stick their fingers in your asshole at once.

Guy: I'm ready Doc
Doc: This will not be a normal prostate
Guy: What do you mean?
Doc: Its a gonna be a Prostate Galore
guy: oh you motherf..... AAAHHH!!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 26, 2017