Monkeyface is a slang term for a sexual technique focused on degradation of the victim (see Donkeypunch). The technique is usually performed by a male on a female, and as such has strong misogynist overtones. Like other terms of its kind, the main function of the term is to get shock value and humor through describing the technique to others.

Procedure

The technique involves the man first completely shaving his pubic hair and placing it all where it can be easily reached, e.g. a bedside table. The man then has his woman perform fellatio on him to completion. As the man ejaculates, he attempts to coat the woman's face with his semen. Upon finishing, the man then grabs all of his loose pubic hair, throws it so that it sticks to the woman's face, and then points and yells, "Monkeyface!"

This technique is also referred to as the Abraham Lincoln because of the resulting beard. In some variations, the man does not cut his pubic hair first, but instead rips out a fistful at orgasm. Often, the man may rip out his partner's pubic hair instead, which creates the far more eye-watering 'Baboonchops'.

A lyrical alternative to 2010 pop "Pokerface" Used across Europe instead of the actual lyrics. It is a request for a male or female to ejaculate on the face of the the person singing it.

The intent is intended to be similar to "like I give a shit".

This phrase is also used as currency amongs those who attend dance festivals with an actually real world financial trade value.

It is also a counter culture identifier marking individuals out as rallying against "pop" culture, specifically manfactured popidols.

a nickname for a dog with a short muzzle, such as a pug or bulldog

when a girl has a face like a monkey, but her bodies not that hot.

Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.

Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.

A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.

His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA