monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

monkeylove 

To conduct love making in a manner that is wild, passionate, animalistic, and perhaps even humorous. Lovemaking as a primitive, resonant visceral experience.

(Mutual fulfillment seems to be a key component of monkeylove, versus a rape or mindless coitus in which only the guy gets anything out of it.)

Somewhat related to the idea in the Cool & The Gang song, "Jungle Boogy".

she came over and we made sweet, torrid monkeylove

monkeylove by MNO September 2, 2004

spiderman monkeyface 

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!

Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!

spiderman monkeyface by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008

MonkeyChief21 

The most epicest guy in the world, next to DarkMageSilverSide and is very against lgbtq+ because it is wrong 😠

You are not a MonkeyChief21 because you are not cool and you support lgbtq

MonkeyChief21 by yeahmhm June 18, 2021

MonkeyFace 

Monkeyface is the result of a human's ability to grab their ears, puff out their cheeks and tilt their head to show a monkey like impression on their face! If you want to go with a cheeky monkey face then you need to be able to stick out your tongue at the same time!

Wow! That's a superb MonkeyFace that Sally just made

MonkeyFace by MonkeyFace SEO June 4, 2013

monkeycat 

A sudden random outburst that is suitable for all occasions.
A word that can be switched out for any other word, much like smurf

Used in context: MONKEYCAT!
I can't believe you did that. You're such a monkeycat.

monkeycat by Sephiroth March 28, 2004

monkeyface 

a nickname for a dog with a short muzzle, such as a pug or bulldog

The pug was greeted each morning by his owner, not but his real name, Oscar, but by monkeyface.

monkeyface by Susan Robb June 14, 2009