monkey fucked

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.

You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.

by Crouching Monkey Hidden Anus July 9, 2009

monkey fucked

to wait upon or to be left by a monkey

burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey fucked

by brons December 4, 2007

Monkey Fucking

Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.

"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"

by AKACroatalin March 25, 2015

Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead

by ILoveChicken420 May 31, 2015

monkey fuck

v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)

Sheila monkey fucked my cigarette.

by Shabba December 17, 2004

Monkey fuck

When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.

Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?

by Jason Mark Smith November 28, 2007

monkey fuck

to light a cigarette with another cigarette.

say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.

by e caskey March 24, 2003