3 definitions by brons

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when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances
loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.
by brons December 03, 2007

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when the use of drugs alcohol or stupidy results in an affect that causes a lapse in the memory
i got sweetly muligan fucked when i pounded back a 26er
by brons December 03, 2007

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to wait upon or to be left by a monkey
burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey fucked
by brons December 03, 2007

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