Top Definition
When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.
You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.
by Crouching Monkey Hidden Anus July 09, 2009
to wait upon or to be left by a monkey
burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey fucked
by brons December 03, 2007
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