Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.
by jason biggs June 12, 2002
a large, hairy scrotum.
nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!
by kyle marx April 10, 2003
A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.
Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.
by Usman Yasin January 22, 2008
A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts
Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!
by URASuka June 18, 2009
A big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)
tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts
by HtownHardHead January 04, 2008
anyone that can or will make an error in judgement
that guy is a monkeynut you here what he did last night
by Paul Hillan September 25, 2007
monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away
dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*
by mi nevets March 02, 2007