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Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast. Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.
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Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons. Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.
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a bluetooth headset in some ones ear. bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."
random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?" bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone." random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!" bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*" |
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A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult. 1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!
2. Dont be such a monkey dick. 3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick. 4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick. |
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an idiot,or dumb ass your such a monkey dick
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A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer. Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks
Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is. Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD? Cam: Maybe maybe not!!! |
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A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode. "Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham
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