random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"
bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."
random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"
bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"
2. Dont be such a monkey dick.
3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.
4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.