1 definition by Waster Faceter
A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.
1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!
2. Dont be such a monkey dick.
3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.
4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.
2. Dont be such a monkey dick.
3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.
4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.
by Waster Faceter October 8, 2010