by Jonballz February 11, 2004
a white furry gargantuan cock that is so good and furry and huge that it can go up your ass out your mouth and in your pussy all at the same time (it’s my favorite thing to do)
furry raper “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have your seen cocklover69’s albino monkey cock!? i fucking love it so very much to shove up my piss whole🤤”
by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022
a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth
cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)
by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022
extremely small hairy nodule protruding from from the male pubic region that is barely visible to the naked he/she-monkey.
dude you totally have two innies, your belly button and your mini monkey cock. -9th grader in boys shower
by mini monkey lover January 19, 2004
May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.
by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020
See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
by Gregatron September 23, 2003
by teh pwn jAs0n July 27, 2005