13 definitions by Jonballz

flametard

A retard set ablaze.

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.

by Jonballz February 9, 2004

homocil

A drug to help you deal with either homo tendencies or to relax others close to those who seem homo.

Man my ass hurts, I forgot my homocil last night.

by Jonballz February 9, 2004

Macgyver

the ability to use a dorito, some duct tape, and a paper clip to create a time machine.

I dont know what im talkin about.

by Jonballz February 9, 2004

perennium

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

dip the donkey

A game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest.

That round of dip the donkey was damn competitive.

by Jonballz February 9, 2004

AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN

a new prescription

I can tell you forgot your AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN you F'in skank.

by Jonballz February 9, 2004