A person with no use or purpose. They remind you of something stuck at the bottom of a bin that's covered in bin juice and maggots and no matter how much boiling water and disinfectant you douse it with, it insists on coming back to stink up your fragrant life and bore you to death with their incessant yelping and mewling
Did you hear that Marlene made a total fool of herself last night? The mongochops turned up as a plus 1 to a poshparty wearing fancy dress.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!