Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013

mongerer

A man who lies about how many fish he can catch. To exaggerate the amount of women/men one lays.

Jack: I tell you that party was full of rum cunts. But I did get my dick wet 14 times. 14.
Jill: Jack you're such a mongerer.

by Dumnugget December 20, 2011

Monger

One to stir the pot, cause an uproar, create a disturbance or disagreement between individuals.

If You never agree with your colleagues, you may be a Shit Monger!

by Captain shittemonger February 3, 2010

Monger

A spaz or other choice of adjective for a person.
Used to joke with friends or 'innocently' tell another person that they kinda-sorta suck :)

Joke: "Jeebuz dude, don't be such a monger." ;)
Innocent term: "That chicky (or dicky) is such a monger!" :O
monger swiss cheese cocked up hobo lethargic

by MellowJellowithSarahSauce October 21, 2011

Monger

A common word used to depict a person who is a hoarder or obsessive of an idea.
Mondern Language: Esp. used by Taige of California.

BMW DRiver: HAHA I have a BMW.
Honda Driver: Why are you such a performance monger

by BMWmonger May 18, 2004

Monger

to break, F**k, Shaft, destroy. Make love unpassionately.

Kerynn stop mongering that computer and do some F***ing work

by Duthart May 23, 2007

credit monger

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger

Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!

by Max86 November 3, 2014