Definitions by Duthart

Ugoogiliser 

Thingimebob. Often cant be found as dont know what it is realy called.

Where is the ugoogiliser? A: Look in you pants, you'll find it there you twat.

Ugoogiliser by Duthart October 21, 2008

Crumpet Face 

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

Crumpet Face by Duthart December 23, 2007

Licking The Bowl 

When hung like a horse ones fella can be felt licking the bowl in a seating position.

I went for a dump and the trouser snake was licking the bowl.

Licking The Bowl by Duthart December 23, 2007

Fella 

Mans Sex organ. John thomas, Meat and two veg. Scott is inadequate.

Scott Birnie has a little fella.

Fella by Duthart December 23, 2007

Cludge 

Ladies intimate area.

You have a fierce "Cludge". It's like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

Cludge by Duthart June 10, 2007

Melter 

Someone of an ugly disposition.

That barbra is a pure melter.

Melter by Duthart June 10, 2007

Monger 

to break, F**k, Shaft, destroy. Make love unpassionately.

Kerynn stop mongering that computer and do some F***ing work

Monger by Duthart June 10, 2007