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to be totally wasted on drugs!
man, i'm monged!
by pump June 04, 2003
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Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.
I was monged out last night after that weed
by cup December 12, 2003
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The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system
A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all
by breny January 18, 2005
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The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.
After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged
by Chris_P May 03, 2005
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You monged my pencil!!
by Zini October 18, 2003
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So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.
I was totally monged last night.
by fatbob May 06, 2003
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To be ugly or disfigured in some way. Can be aimed at Animal, Vegetable or Mineral.
She had a monged face
That turnip looks monged
by chudmeister June 22, 2003
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