by Emmasaysbadslurs February 4, 2022
To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.
There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.
Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites
4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.
Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites
4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months
Person 2: What have you been upto?
Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
Person 2: What have you been upto?
Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
by uber monger November 17, 2009
by anodenzyme August 19, 2006
verb "to mong"
to be in a deep state of relaxed wakefulness, often induced by the excessive use of alcohol or drugs.
to be in a deep state of relaxed wakefulness, often induced by the excessive use of alcohol or drugs.
by Kirkham November 22, 2003
A shortened version of the Shakespearian insult 'fish monger' from Hamlet directed at Polonius. There is debate to what the original meaning was but it usually donates to the nature of the fishmongers of the time who were money grabbing, corrupt, stereotypically simple and of low moral fiber. So mong generally refers to a despicable and or stupid person.
(Disclaimer: this is not a stab at anybody associated with the fishing industry. it is just an interpretation of another mans writing and opinions)
(Disclaimer: this is not a stab at anybody associated with the fishing industry. it is just an interpretation of another mans writing and opinions)
by Kaiser_Sma August 26, 2004
by Jazz Donkey April 7, 2004