mong fuck

An individual who is the fruit of the union between two mongs and appears doubly blessed in its' parents dominant traits. A mong squared.

" He couldn't find his way out of the Mall, despite the clear signage"

" well, what do you expect from such a Mong Fuck"

mong fuck by Andrew and Hayley January 16, 2008

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Fucking Mong

A derogatory phrase used towards mongs. Also used towards people you dont like when you cant think of anything else to say.

Did you see that fucking mong go past, what a fucking mong;
Bill: Have you done the maths homework?
Tom: .................. Johnathons such a fucking mong.

Fucking Mong by JC® October 25, 2006

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Mongfucker

An individual that has sexual intercourse with a mong
One exeption is group sex with mongs, this is genrally sick.
A Mongfucker is normally a mong as well.

That care worker is such a mongfucker

Mongfucker by JC® October 25, 2006

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mongfuck

the product of the union of two individuals so afflicted, sharing a double helping of its' parents' dominant traits.

A mong squared.

"He got lost on his way to the bathroom, what a mongfuck"

George Walker Bush

mongfuck by Andy + Hayley January 29, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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