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1. Monet
Like Monet's paintings...Looks good from afar - but far from good close up
"See that girl over there - she's a right Monet"
by Nick B Mar 7, 2003 share this
2. monet
A person who looks great from afar, but is a mess up close. Used in the movie "Clueless" with Alicia Silverstone.
"Britney Spears is a monet...she looks great from afar, but up close she's a mess!!!!"
by julingus00 Jan 23, 2005 share this
3. Monet
Monet; noun. Originating with the esteemed artist of the same name, the term Monet is used to describe a female who appears to be extremely attractive from a distance, but who then disappoints on closer inspection, thus having given the impression of being attractive. Those familiar with Monet's work will recognise that this also looks great from a distance, but is lacking in the finer detail.

See also Picasso and Van Gogh
'Wow, I thought that girl was hot, but she's actually a bit of a Monet'

e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker; great at a glance, clearly not right on closer inspection
4. Monet
Someone who from far away looks delightful but upon closer inspection is ugly as sin.
Origin: Clueless
"Whoa! From down the block that guy looked HOT but when I got closer he was SUCH a Monet!"
5. Monet
(Mo-Nay, not Mo-NET.) A cool, easily annoyed person. Fun to be around, but not when they're pissed off at you. Monets need their space.
Yeah I guess Monets cool.
Yeah but not when she's pissed off.
6. Monet
word used to describe a girl who is perfect like a painting.
confident, classy, funny, adorable, and stunning.
that girl was such a monet!


did you see that monet at the party?!


7. monet
A hairy lower back. At first sight looks like a tattoo...but up close it's a hairy lower back.
Yo mayne, I thought that wuz a tramp stamp...but it wuz a fuckin' monet son!!
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